Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Puzzle (who the fuck cares really?)


I like puzzles. I really do, but I have never liked those sliding puzzles. They were always incredibly bothersome and annoying and I would always screw up the puzzle and chuck it away 5 minutes after getting one. I can remember getting these in loot bags after birthday parties and always, ALWAYS, being disappointed. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone saying anything positive about these puzzles. They were always shitty and somehow they have been around since 1880. Yes, that's right. these shitty things have been around for 130 years bothering every single human being in existence. I hope the creator of these puzzles is rotting in hell right now. Fuck you Noyles Chapman. Fuck you. I think you can all tell you that I won't be enjoying this product from AVE.


I've been racking my mind trying to think of what to say about AVE, so if this isn't good enough for the one AVE fan out there than too bad, go do something else. Anyway, AVE was one of the many unlicensed companies. And they were closer to Color Dreams type shit than Tengen or Camerica (I'm not the biggest fan of most of their work but they at least put out a few good games) AVE put out one game I enjoyed. ONE. out of 19, but to be fair to them they only programmed two of those games, still they helped push out a ton of shitty games including this one. So fuck you American Video Entertainment, you are just BARELY above Color Dreams. BARELY.

Anyway, this game has a bunch of annoying sliding puzzles that I have never been able to finish. I can't even finish one puzzle. it's terrible. Seriously. TERRIBLE. I don't want to talk about this shit no more and it's my blog so I quit. Fuck this game, Fuck Noyles Chapman and if you ever liked those stupid fucking Sliding puzzles, fuck you too. (and if you want good puzzle games go pick up anything that isnt this. Or Pyramid which was oddly enough put out by AVE too!)


  1. Didn't someone have a proto of this?

  2. yes.

    Groxx of NESPlayer owns the proto of this crap.